I’d been trying to give the player too much choice. So I just went back and stripped loads out. And now they’ve got the illusion of free will, but really…
Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.
I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???
I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.
goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right
oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
hermione: it’s called a polyjuice potion. we disguise ourselves as slytherins, then go and spy on malfoy. it’s a really complicated and incredibly illegal potion that’ll take about a month to brew, but i can probably do it
ron: sounds complicated, hermione
harry: if only we had some other, simpler way to spy on malfoy, such as becoming invisible at will
harry: that’d be really handy right now
harry: stop us breaking the law and school rules
harry: take way less time than a month
harry: too bad we have literally no other way to disguise ourselves and/or hide our identities
hermione: it’s called a polyjuice potion. we disguise ourselves as slytherins, then go and spy on malfoy. it’s a really complicated and incredibly illegal potion that’ll take about a month to brew, but i can probably do it
ron: sounds complicated, hermione
harry: if only we had some other, simpler way to spy on malfoy, such as becoming invisible at will
harry: that’d be really handy right now
harry: stop us breaking the law and school rules
harry: take way less time than a month
harry: too bad we have literally no other way to disguise ourselves and/or hide our identities